Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A retro roller skate illustration

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Inspired by Steve Janowski and Kenny Powers shopping mall business idea

Screws fall out all the time

Smaller angled text lists Ventura Blvd

one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A retro roller skate illustrationLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered