Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A horizontal white dashed line

A horizontal white dashed line separates the upper text from smaller white lowercase text reading "commas save lives

It existed from 1948 until it was demolished in 1998

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

with a central medallion reading "ESTD 180 AD ROME

and nobody asks what third prize looks like

Gassquatch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A horizontal white dashed lineSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text