Camel Towing - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Soup served in dispensary green

Soup served in dispensary green on a vintage illustration that looks ripped from a school cafeteria wall is doing heavy lifting for plausible deniability

Angled white serif text reads "HEY

Santa pointing at you with both fingers like he's identifying a suspect in a lineup really sets the tone

Curved black text along the bottom reads "FOR SKATING PLEASURE

Rolling joints hits different when the only thing you're twisting is a skeleton foot that clearly owes its podiatrist money

Camel Towing - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Soup served in dispensary greenCamel Towing committed to the bit so hard it got a vintage logo, a founding date, and a tagline that HR would flag in under three seconds. Every single element is load bearing innuendo dressed up as wholesome roadside assistance. The Details: White cursive script reads "Camel Towing" above a vintage hand drawn yellow tow truck illustration with a boom, chain, and hook. Mint green and yellow horizontal stripes run beneath the truck, above mint green