Gassquatch - Women's T-Shirt favmov a white stick figure in

a white stick figure in mid-sprint trails orange flames from its back

Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden-yellow hair

representing a steel town already forging its identity

Block text below reads "OCEANFRONT AT 94TH ST

Curved dark text along the bottom reads "ESTABLISHED 1939

Gassquatch - Women's T-Shirt favmov a white stick figure inSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text