1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Unisex T-Shirt wlmfgog Distressed white text beneath reads

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

Distressed golden-yellow Weyland-Yutani corporate logo and text reading 'WEYLAND-YUTANI CORPORATION' sit at the top above a white blueprint-style schematic of the Nostromo spacecraft

Large white block letters read "RACING" above two crossed checkered racing flags rendered in white

Distressed grey block text reads "CHAPPY'S FLIGHT ACADEMY" below

1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Unisex T-Shirt wlmfgog Distressed white text beneath readsAmateur golf tournaments exist for accountants and dentists to feel athletic, not for hockey players to work through anger issues with a nine iron. Waterbury witnessed something that year that no country club bylaws were prepared for. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top. A light blue semicircular arch sits below, with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside