Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy one pizza delivery at a

one pizza delivery at a time

The bird has a dark blue body

Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE-5" across the top

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

Both elements are printed in a single horizontal line

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy one pizza delivery at aTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text