Django - Dr. King Schultz - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Distressed white serif text stacked

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

A circular golden-yellow portrait of George McFly appears at the top beside distressed golden-yellow lowercase text reading "george mcfly's

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts Paul Bunyan in a red flannel shirt and suspenders

Smaller distressed white uppercase text below reads "THINKS ABOUT ME TOO

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Django - Dr. King Schultz - Long Sleeve T-Shirt farts Distressed white serif text stackedSchultz's bedside manner involves a beer, a chat about Goethe, and a very permanent extraction. "Amazing and Painless" is technically true if you're not the one on the wanted poster. Inspired by Django Unchained. The Details: Golden tan ornate script reads "Dr. King Schultz" across the top, framed by decorative Victorian scrollwork. A hand drawn portrait of Dr. King Schultz in a bowler hat sits centered, flanked by distressed serif text reading