American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt fight Every word on that sign

Every word on that sign is a trap waiting for some poor stranger to read it aloud at a cookout

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

giving working families a place to gather on weeknights

The Massillon Tigers were an early professional football team based in Massillon

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American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt fight Every word on that signApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple