Choose Wisely Tee Color:Athletic Heather Ever caught yourself analyzing people’s

Ever caught yourself analyzing people’s footwear like a detective at the PTA meeting

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Let’s be real—some days you need a funny shirt that broadcasts your vibe before you even open your mouth

this tee lets you speak your truth loud and clear (even if you’re quietly counting down until coffee time)

This perfect body mug delivers the dark twist with impeccable timing

Choose Wisely Tee Color:Athletic Heather Ever caught yourself analyzing people’sThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH