Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt MD2026 White cursive script reads "Fuckin'"

White cursive script reads "Fuckin'" above chrome-style blue gradient block lettering reading "RAD" with a reflective metallic effect

Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

Arched distressed white text reads "ROWDY BURNS" above the bold white number "51" flanked by red horizontal lines

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A cartoon-style illustration depicts Maximus in gladiator armor

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt MD2026 White cursive script reads "Fuckin'"Establishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring