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Touchdown v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt portsmouth DILF printed across a dad'sCalling a baseball swing a touchdown takes the same confident wrongness as bringing a hockey stick to a basketball game. The vintage script commits so hard your brain accepts it for three full seconds before the betrayal registers. The Details: Flowing white cursive script reads "Touchdown" with a swooping tail underline extending from the word. A white vintage illustration depicts a baseball batter in full swing, wearing a cap, uniform, and cleats,