Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL " A cartoon king character

" A cartoon king character with a golden crown

A burgundy corporate-style "ML" monogram sits beside "Rent-A-Car" and "MARATHON" in large dark text at the bottom

Blue sans-serif text below reads "ROLLERWAY RINK

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

looking back over its shoulder

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL " A cartoon king characterSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.