Bucket List - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL flanked by a golf bag

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

it was a reason to walk through the door

Lowercase white serif text reads "(separately of course)" at the bottom

Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Bucket List - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL flanked by a golf bagBucket lists normally involve skydiving and visiting Machu Picchu, but beer and ice is the only one with a 100% completion rate. Ambition peaks when both checkboxes involve a gas station. The Details: Bold white retro style text with dark outlines reads "Bucket List" across the top. Below, a cartoon gray metal ice bucket with a handle holds four yellow beer bottles, flanked on the left by a checklist with "Beer" and "Ice" in white sans serif type,