Mount Rushmore Beers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL flanked by a golf bag

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

000 years of cultural evidence

Shower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep

Distressed white stencil text below reads "SQUAD GOALS" in bold blocky capitals

Ritual killings are just part of the babysitting handbook when you have zero impulse control

Mount Rushmore Beers - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL flanked by a golf bagMount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture. Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight. The Details: White illustration in a screen print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Lincoln each raising amber colored beer pints. Red and blue firework bursts with white dots fill the sky above the