Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina Distressed white text beneath reads

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

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with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

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Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina Distressed white text beneath readsAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each