Fart Ninja - Women's T-Shirt science Two light blue diamond shapes

Two light blue diamond shapes flanking the center each contain crossed white bowling pin outlines

Leagues and locals kept the lanes alive for decades

my feet like spears

with speckled distressing throughout

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Fart Ninja - Women's T-Shirt science Two light blue diamond shapesNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters