The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A distressed hop emblem tops

A distressed hop emblem tops a weathered oval label with blue curved serif text reading "FUZZY BRITCHES" across the upper arc and a pin-up figure in a prehistoric bikini posed against a red interior field

Posterized illustration in warm golden and brown tones depicts Butch Cassidy running slightly ahead

with blue text reading "Del Griffith" and white text reading "Director of Sales | Shower Curtain Ring Div

Enrollment requires only a spear and zero regard for tactical plausibility

White text reading "Washing the scum off the streets since 1976

The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A distressed hop emblem topsCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie