4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Somewhere a Members Only jacket

Somewhere a Members Only jacket just unzipped itself out of respect

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

They call it Scranton

" and curved white text at the bottom reads "THAT'S THE TICKET

Half the stadium thinks it's real merch

4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Somewhere a Members Only jacketDentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes. That fifth dentist who disagrees probably just finished paying off his own implants from beer league. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines. Smaller white sans serif text reads "RECOMMEND" above large halftone textured white block letters reading "HOCKEY," with two