Psstkt Eagle - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_40s wielding a sword and ornate

wielding a sword and ornate round shield depicting fighting figures

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

Roller rinks were America's real social safety net

Psstkt Eagle - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_40s wielding a sword and ornateBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold