1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_70s Distressed white block text arcs

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

" Bold distressed white block letters read "HOMEWORK & REPORTS" above a golden-yellow banner with dark text reading "service

Screws fall out all the time

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_70s Distressed white block text arcsAmateur golf tournaments exist for accountants and dentists to feel athletic, not for hockey players to work through anger issues with a nine iron. Waterbury witnessed something that year that no country club bylaws were prepared for. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top. A light blue semicircular arch sits below, with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside