Shit's Creek Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

" with elegant cursive script reading "Las Vegas" at the bottom

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

Shit's Creek Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Patriotic firecrackers exist solely asPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow