Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L with condensed black sans-serif text

with condensed black sans-serif text reading "EASTERN LEAGUE" and "CLASS A BASEBALL

followed by cursive script reading "Wellsville

Nothing validates intellectual superiority like a loaded citation

born from a Wisconsin city built on furniture manufacturing

Some addresses outlive their buildings

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L with condensed black sans-serif textPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one