I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bttf Cosmic horror meets Little League

Cosmic horror meets Little League coaching

Smaller text within the circle reads "HUTCHINSON

but dark meat is a lifestyle commitment

Inspired by Eastbound & Down

rendered with black outlines and white hubcaps

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bttf Cosmic horror meets Little LeaguePulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU