I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville and yellow stands upright on

and yellow stands upright on a red base

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

Arched salmon-pink distressed serif text reads "GRAPEFRUITERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic grapefruit character rendered in golden-yellow

Distressed blue sans-serif text below reads "167TH and COLUMBIA" and "HAMMOND

Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville and yellow stands upright onCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved