Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Complete with a classy retro

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

They call it Scranton

Arched distressed white text reads "ROWDY BURNS" above the bold white number "51" flanked by red horizontal lines

Inspired by Back to the Future

" Cream text reads "10/26/85 • 1:20AM" above two small orange flame trails at the base

Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Complete with a classy retroNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters