I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_80s with large numeral "2" marks

with large numeral "2" marks in each corner

Pee-wee Herman's signature response to being underestimated was as memorable as his laugh

White cursive script reads "Beaches" over a pink triangle outline containing a curling light blue and white wave

Weeknight broadcasts at 9:15 turned sports talk into a citywide ritual

Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self-discovery

I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_80s with large numeral "2" marksBragging about death sentences on twelve systems is a bold opener when you're three seconds away from watching your buddy lose an arm. Dr. Evazan's resume of capital offenses aged poorly the moment that lightsaber ignited. Inspired by Star Wars. The Details: Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center. Small white stars, a ringed planet, and a cratered moon scatter