Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt back to the future The Drunken Clam

The Drunken Clam

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

" Blackletter text below reads "Mikey's Pancakes" followed by calligraphic text reading "IN THE Age of Enlightenment

Doc Brown's zip line technique involves zero harnesses

Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt back to the future The Drunken ClamRumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul de sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at