PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) Winter Hats (Insert Cryptkeeper laugh

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Whatever Queen Nessy wants

4-pin Pebax® spike plate

even an inhaler

Next-level capability and comfort

PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) Winter Hats (Insert Cryptkeeper laughFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"