Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex T-Shirt surf A small white lightning bolt

A small white lightning bolt icon sits beneath the text

Distressed white varsity script reads "Sports" with a swooping tail extending from the final letter as an underline flourish

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

Speckled vintage wear texture is visible throughout the letterforms

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex T-Shirt surf A small white lightning boltBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text