Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_peewee flanked by small stylized clouds

flanked by small stylized clouds

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Live everyday like it's Pretzel Day

Congregation didn't even flinch

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_peewee flanked by small stylized cloudsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading