Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top dogs above distressed golden-yellow block text

above distressed golden-yellow block text reading "FITCHBURG" and large flowing cream script reading "Foxes" with a golden-yellow decorative swoosh

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Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

Distressed text along the bottom reads "1110 E

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Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top dogs above distressed golden-yellow block textSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"