Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "CRENSHAW" above two white bowling pin illustrations flanking the vertically stacked word "BOWL" in blocky letterforms

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Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

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Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing Arched distressed white text readsMisanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple