Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Distressed white uppercase block text

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans-serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter

"Pan down" remains the two most morally reckless words ever uttered at a homecoming carnival

Teams like these were the soul of their towns

" Black retro script below reads "X-X Mitchell's" above block text reading "11464 E

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Distressed white uppercase block textAsking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history. The Details: Distressed golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted?" in rounded, flowing 1970s style letterforms with a vintage worn texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders