Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt grand forks a thick mustache

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Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt grand forks a thick mustacheStringing Christmas lights on a palm tree is the decorating equivalent of drinking eggnog out of a coconut. Connecticut has questions, but Hawaii has mai tais, and mai tais win every argument. The Details: Retro hand lettered cream script reads "Mele Kalikimaka" across two lines, surrounded by scattered yellow, red, and blue stars and sparkles. A green palm tree strung with multicolored lights stands beside a tropical beach scene with blue water,