Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_90s Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S

Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S CANYON" at the top

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

and hot pink

Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting

but the nachos are why you actually came

Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_90s Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'SNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters