Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Perimeter text in blocky red

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Close enough

not from pride

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

George Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Perimeter text in blocky redCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.