Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top

" A hand-drawn illustration of a large rack of barbecue ribs sits below

each letter inside a colored circle

Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Distressed white arched block textAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each