Boats n Hoes - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white hand-brushed script reads

Distressed white hand-brushed script reads "I Rub My Meat" across the upper portion

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

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Tommy's dinner table comedy routine is the only stand-up set where the audience might not stand up again

Inspired by Weird Science

Boats n Hoes - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white hand-brushed script readsPrestige Worldwide getting the old money yacht club treatment is like putting a blazer on a dog and entering it in the regatta. Brennan and Dale sank a boat to prove a brand, and somehow that brand now has Roman numerals. Inspired by Step Brothers. The Details: Cream text reading "SINCE" and "MMVIII" flanks a pin up style mermaid illustration at the top, surrounded by nautical rope borders, scattered stars, and starfish. Distressed cream block serif