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Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee

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Old English white text below reads "BIG WORM'S ICE CREAM" with "LA | CA" at the bottom

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