I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt fxsz parodying traditional Irish surname formatting

parodying traditional Irish surname formatting

Inspired by Field of Dreams

Bold distressed gold serif text below reads "ZIP LINE TOURS" with smaller serif text reading "Since 1955

Arched distressed orange text reads "MY FAVORITE SPIRIT IS" curving above a vintage hand-drawn sheet ghost with hollow dark eyes and a gaping mouth

with a fan-shaped spray above arching gold water streams

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt fxsz parodying traditional Irish surname formattingPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in