Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Anaheim had Disneyland

Anaheim had Disneyland

Distressed olive-green illustration of a WWII-era bomber aircraft spans the upper portion of the design

December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup

Holyoke's Paperweights played in the Connecticut League starting in 1903

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FAR WEST LEAGUE

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Anaheim had DisneylandParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming