I Don't Work Here - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus Inspired by Eastbound & Down

Inspired by Eastbound & Down

Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles

holding a beer mug in one hand and a football in the other

Some teams belong to a city the way a river belongs to the land

White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left

I Don't Work Here - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus Inspired by Eastbound & DownKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed