Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S with sailboats and masted vessels

with sailboats and masted vessels in a background harbor scene

Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

Red block sans-serif capitals read "SWANSON'S" above flowing cursive script reading "Westlake" and large block letters "BOWL

Commitment to framed portraiture under duress is deeply underrated

A desert landscape with saguaro cacti and distant mesas stretches behind him

Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S with sailboats and masted vesselsOrdering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five point plan energy. Damone's unearned swagger remains the gold standard of delusional teenage confidence. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice." A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of