Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Unisex Tank Top Color:Athletic Heather Mayfair gave them exactly that

Mayfair gave them exactly that

Distressed white chunky retro text below reads "WE SAW THAT

Jesus quoting 50 Cent at his own birthday party is the most theologically accurate bar anyone has ever spit

Descending black text reads "9430 SOUTH MAIN STREET" and "ACROSS FROM THE DOME STADIUM

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