The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Bold red and blue text

Bold red and blue text reads "RED BARBER

separated by dots

she invented one nobody survived

and red tie

Nobody throwing a pool party ever looked that greased up and vengeful

The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Bold red and blue textBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen