American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L That fake tin lid is

That fake tin lid is a monument to confidence with zero life experience

flanked by white text reading "HEALTHFUL

parked cars

" White text below reads "MAN I LOVE FIREWORKS

with large red block serif text below reading "PACKERS

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L That fake tin lid isPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."