Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt pw1 Black script text reads "Bowl

Black script text reads "Bowl and Dine" above small black lowercase "at" and a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mid-century modern bowling alley with a sweeping gold sail-like roof

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

Somewhere in a drawer

Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt pw1 Black script text reads "BowlRumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul de sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at