I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt omaha Inspired by The Last Dragon

Inspired by The Last Dragon

with "Since 1961" in yellow script at right

reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK

which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral

" with selective capitalization on key words

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt omaha Inspired by The Last DragonCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved