Fluent in 3 Languages - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_00s " above "OAKLAND

" above "OAKLAND

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

forming a circular badge layout

Fluent in 3 Languages - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_00s " above "OAKLANDListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading