CHOAM - Dune - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan

Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan

Distressed brown serif text in a slightly arched layout reads "WE DON'T RENT PIGS

and yellow lava flames

" Apparently hair dye is the last socially acceptable form of conversion therapy

Cosmic horror meets Little League coaching

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Inspired by Desperately Seeking SusanRunning the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.